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J&J Buys Halda for $3B? Sounds Like Another Desperate Pharma Hail Mary
Okay, Johnson & Johnson is dropping $3.05 billion on Halda Therapeutics. Big deal. Another pharma giant trying to buy its way into the future. They're all doing it. Intra-Cellular Therapies earlier this year for almost 15 billion? Please.
PROTACs: Hype or Holy Grail?
This whole thing revolves around PROTACs, or "targeted protein degradation." Sounds fancy, right? They’re basically saying they can drag cancer-causing proteins into the cellular garbage disposal. Like some kind of microscopic sanitation service. But let's be real, this tech has been "promising" for a decade. We've seen startups raise insane amounts of cash, sign partnerships, and still… no actual drugs approved.
So, J&J is betting big on potential. Halda’s lead drug, HLD-0915, got fast-tracked by the FDA and showed "encouraging preliminary signs" in early trials. Five out of five patients showed partial responses? Color me skeptical. It's Phase I/II data. That's barely a blip on the radar.
And what about this RIPTAC platform? "Regulated Induced Proximity Targeting Chimera." Seriously? These names are getting more ridiculous by the day. It's like they're actively trying to confuse us. But the idea is they can target tumor cells while leaving the good cells alone. Which, offcourse, is what everyone is trying to do. What makes this different?
The $50 Billion Dream and the Art of the Deal
J&J wants $50 billion in cancer sales by 2030. That's the magic number, apparently. So they’re scooping up anything that might get them closer. Halda launched in 2019, got a pile of investor cash, and now they're getting bought out. Good for them, I guess. But what about the actual patients? J&J, Aiming for $50B in Cancer Sales, Buys Halda for $3B in Cash

Jennifer Taubert, J&J’s executive VP, says this deal "further strengthens our deep oncology pipeline." Of course she does. It's always about strengthening the pipeline, isn't it? Never about, you know, actually curing cancer. John C. Reed, another J&J exec, talks about Halda’s "innovative technology" and "novel mechanism." More buzzwords. More corporate speak.
I mean, don't get me wrong, if this actually works, it'd be great. But I've seen this movie before. Pharma companies overpromise, underdeliver, and then jack up the prices so high that nobody can afford the damn drugs anyway.
And here's the kicker: J&J expects a $0.15 dilution in adjusted earnings per share in 2026. So basically, they're admitting this is going to cost them in the short term. But hey, gotta chase that $50 billion dream, right?
Who Really Wins Here?
Halda gets a sweet payout. J&J gets a shiny new asset to add to their portfolio. Investors get a return. But what about the patients waiting for a breakthrough? What about the people who are actually suffering from these diseases? Are they any closer to a cure because of this deal? I'm not convinced.
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe this time it's different. Maybe this PROTAC thing is the real deal. Maybe J&J will actually deliver on its promises. But forgive me if I remain deeply, deeply skeptical.
